- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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