- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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