Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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