What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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