What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Horse.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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