What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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