- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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