- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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