- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

You had better thumbs up this post.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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