Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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