- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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