- Anti Joke

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.