A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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