roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Sloths

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Anti Joke

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