Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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