- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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