- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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