- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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