- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

BIG MAC'S

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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