Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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