Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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