an ethopian thanksgiving

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Your life

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Major League Soccer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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