- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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