- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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