10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why? Because.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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