- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Take wrong turns

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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