why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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