- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

being sober in a bar fight

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Male leadership.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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