- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Tilt your screen back .

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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