- Anti Joke

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

what do you call a black guy african american

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Fine, ladies first.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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