- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A fat guy!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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