- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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