why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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I'm Coming

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Women's rights

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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