Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

womans having rights.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What is 9+10? 19

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

what's black and can't swim?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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