- Anti Joke

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Hail Hitler

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)