One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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