- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

the midget went to the midget store

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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