- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

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