- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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