- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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