- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Penis

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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