- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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