Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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The WPGA tour

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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where's mom I killed her

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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