- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

69 Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.