- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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