- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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