- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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