- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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