- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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