- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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