Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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