- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A: Knock Knock B: 7

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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