- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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