What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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