Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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