So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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PENIS

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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