A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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