- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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