Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Title IX

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

knock knock come in !

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Tilt your screen back .

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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