- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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