- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

j.p. is dumb

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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