- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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