How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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